Courtesy my mother, from NPR, the newest Bushism, which I find utterly hilarious:
(On the report from Amnesty International, about the horrible conditions of the prisoners at Guantanamo): "You've got to consider where these remarks are coming from! They're coming from people [the prisoners] who hate...from people who've been taught...been taught--they've been taught to disassemble! That means not tell the truth!"
Oh! Men are all dissemblers! They take things apart and put them together again! ...I don't know what a dissembler is.
Also, my space bar is nearly on the fritz. Come on, space bar...you can hold out for two more weeks...