luxury or absurdity

One of those discount travel sites popped up while I was poking about today, this one for super discount cruises. They had a tab for cruise line and ship ratings, so I found the ship I checked in for last summer (Celebrity Infinity) to see what they said about it.

Apparently this cruise ship has an ice rink on board. I find this both utter insanity and also the best thing ever, and really the only conclusion I can come to is that I need to take a cruise, stat. So that I can go skating while sailing.

...what the hell.