I always knew I was a rebel.

Apparently--I make no promises of the veracity of this statement but I've seen it in more than one place--apparently, in Seattle, it is illegal to carry an occupied aquarium or fishbowl onto a bus, as the sloshing of the water may disturb the other passengers. Well, how do you think I brought Erin's fish home with me over the break? That's right. I'm a law-breaker.