hear ye, hear ye

[pipistrellafelix]

Okay, kids...all you people who were in the last Bathhouse Invasion of Downtown (which movie was that? I can't even remember) and those who want to be involved next:

CONSTANTINE. We have to go. It's like the Matrix meets Van Helsing only, apparently, a little better. Still taking-itself-too-seriously-and-therefore-funny, however...plus there are androgynous angels and the Spear of Despair (that which killed Jesus, what'd you know?) weilded by a Mexican peasant, and cross-shaped guns. That's really the clincher. You know you want to see Keanu Reeves* kicking demon ass with a cross shaped gun.
Who's with me?

*Sure, I know he's terrible. But I quote from a review: "Keanu Reeves, who has often detracted from movies in which he appears, has a neutral and occasionally even positive impact on it." To which I say...ouch. :D

Comments

[lady-magpie.livejournal.com]

alas, i wish i could go with you. do you know when it comes out?

-lizzie

[countcomfect.livejournal.com]

It is out, I believe. And I echo the sentiment.
- P

[lady-magpie.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

At least Allie is here...I will drag her off to see bad movies then. :)

[countcomfect.livejournal.com]

Just had to rub it in that no one AT ALL is out here in Massachusetts, didn't you ;) *sigh*

[elanor-two.livejournal.com]

*cough* I'm sorry. I fail to see how having Stephen Greenblatt as your playwriting professor (I will refrain from capslock, but not italics) doesn't make up for seeing a movie. :D
Anyway, Willy Wonka's in july and you KNOW we're all going.

[countcomfect.livejournal.com]

It doesn't make up for not seeing the moviewith you guys.

[elanor-two.livejournal.com]

This is where I feel all warm and fuzzy, right?

...hmm. Nope, still jealous.

:D

[countcomfect.livejournal.com]

:-P
I don't care if you're warm and fuzzy. I only care about the truth *nose in the air*

and the truth is that I miss you guys... Wah!

[elanor-two.livejournal.com]

Elitist. :D

[neoweezel.livejournal.com]

Damnit, Kenna, you stole my idea. I'm in.

"It is best to think of Keanu Reeves as a well designed throw rug; he's a prop, not an actor."

[elanor-two.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It's for everyone. :)
*snerk* He's good at standing there and looking mildly handsome and confused. Other than that...hmm. Not much.