Hmmm....

Feb. 15th, 2004 07:47 pm
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I just came back from going to dinner at Atlas (U Village) with Emily and Annie and Jan. I had spring rolls, and helped Emily eat her turkey sandwich. Both were tasty. We talked about various things and about how to do hair for prom and ended up laughing ourselves silly...I like being with them. I don't feel like I'm part of the family, because I'm not, but I feel like it doesn't matter that I'm not. It's cool.
Sometimes I really miss the simplicity of seventh-grade summer life. God, do I ever.

And I'm really not as melancholy as that sounded....:)

I'm taking care of their animals this week...that means Ghostie, Peitu, Sadie, Little Bird, Mr. T, and Columbine...walking the doggie too. Should be fun. I like walking other people's doggies. :)

My parents are watching "Catch Me If You Can"....I might go and watch...

From [livejournal.com profile] ricefilled comes a...


Some random god thing. States: "If you were God how would you run the universe??"

1. Would you allow other gods before you or be a jealous god?

I would allow gods of lesser orders to work for me. I would rule with an iron toe.

2. What bizarre lifestyle requirements would you place on your priesthood?

White tea drinking, historical costume wearing, going barefoot constantly. Possibly also being utterly silent on Valentine's Day, Mother's and Father's Day, and the fourteenth of July.

3. What sacrifice would be most pleasing unto you?

The utter eradication of unrecyclable litter.

4. How many sacraments would you have, and what would they be?

Seventeen. With articles and clauses and sub-clauses and extra foot-noted citations and so forth. (Because I'm a geeky god.) They would include various things that I can't think of right now, but would be specially created by my poetic self to ease tensions between people and make them mroe spontaneous and less uptight.

5. How would you smite those who offended thee in thy sight?

With tennis balls.

6. With what other gods would you consort?

Shiva and Loki (thank you Eliza!) and Hermes. And Gaiman's Morpheus and Death, if they count.

7. How many orders of angels would you have, and what would they be called?

Five orders of angels...obtuse, acute, erudite, amicable, and pythagorean. *grin* Angels, not angles!

8. With what omens would you announce your impending arrival on earth?

Thunderstorms while it's sunny. Combined with random fireworks sprouting from the top of the Space Needle.

9. What animal would symbolically represent you in your scriptures?

A baby gryphon.

10. How would you redeem humanity for its sins?

Um. What sin?



G'night, everyone. :)

Date: 2004-02-16 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricefilled.livejournal.com
Yes. Complicated sacraments are good. Make 'em work to be holy! Make 'em put some effort into it!

Date: 2004-02-16 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanor-two.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah.
And if they don't...
Out come the tennis balls....:)

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Date: 2004-02-16 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricefilled.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! Oh yes. "Bless ye oh lord this holy tennis ball so that we might smite the unworthy in thy mercy...."

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Date: 2004-02-17 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanor-two.livejournal.com
"...and bring to them the holyness of thine divine sight and grace...."

(I like being a god...)

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